Spray The Whole Can On Their Face

Store brand competitors talk about "how many squirts" you can get per can, as if in the heat of an assault you're :
1.  Counting them and 
2.  Worried about using too much

Tell you what.  If you use ours in an emergency, and you send us a police report that names us in it, we will send you a free can.  Then, unlike the store brands "squirts per can" you can unload the entire can on their face.  Spray them the whole load, and then get away.